Fuming

All the humor
with all the words,
none of the drive
and none of the urge,
just the right thing
to come from a mouth
that couldn't be more
useless nonsense if it'd shout,
a brain so wasted
on silly quips,
as encouraging as
chains and whips,
it is all for not
and all consuming
of a soul, a joke
that is now fuming.

Her Name Is "She"

Her name is "she"
and nothing else
no matter what
the idiots yell.
If you can manage
to look past
the hard exterior
she pretends she has
you will see
a beautiful lady
with a sense of humor
that causes laughter like crazy.
She has a heart
bigger than she lets on
that she isn't often
given the chance to be shown,
but if you let her
in your world briefly
you will truly be
blessed for all eternity.